I want an uke now.

Dammit.
Diane I blame you for getting me obsessed with the ukelele.
Anyway.

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

Swine flu that turns you into a zombie.
I
FUCKING
KNEW
IT

First - Pigs infect us with swine flu
Second - ZOMBIE FUCKING APOCALYPSE
Third - Pigs gain intelligence and wipe out the human race
Fourth - Pigs create own form of government and replace the human race
Fifth - John Connor comes back to life and WIPES THOSE MOTHERFUCKING PIGS OUT.