Diane I blame you for getting me obsessed with the ukelele.
Swine flu that turns you into a zombie.
First - Pigs infect us with swine flu
Second - ZOMBIE FUCKING APOCALYPSE
Third - Pigs gain intelligence and wipe out the human race
Fourth - Pigs create own form of government and replace the human race
Fifth - John Connor comes back to life and WIPES THOSE MOTHERFUCKING PIGS OUT.